"Yeah...found this falcon out in the wild and tamed it within the hour. No big deal!"
"Good for you!"
(Oh god, foiled by a man in bunny slippers! Should have been a lawyer!)
"Man, this Van dude is soooo boring. I wonder what's for dinner?"
"Creepy cat needs some foooooood."
"You WILL buy my Sweet Treats! And you WILL like them!"